To: Janus Leadership
From: Ruben Harvey
Re: Janus in Hollywood
Janus Annual Review
The following report should be used as a guideline when deciding which Janus to send on Clue-hunting missions.
Name: Tobey Maguire
Pros: Learned how to scale walls while filming Spider-Man
Cons: Wife is expecting their second child. Maguire will probably want to stay home. Recommendation: Place on nonactive duty
Name: Miley Cyrus
Pros: Great code-breaking skills
Cons: Lucians can pose as paparazzi and follow her everywhere.
Recommendation: Place on nonactive duty
Name: The Jonas Brothers
Pros: Work well as a team
Cons: Tight jeans make it difficult for them to move quickly.
Recommendation: Consider for mission
Name: Johnny Depp
Pros: Incredibly smart
Cons: Generally does the opposite of what we tell him. Sometimes forgets which branch he belongs to.
Recommendation: Place on nonactive duty
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